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Gas drinking boy ?

  • Jul. 23rd, 2009 at 8:05 AM

Please tell me this is not A new fad!!!!! Check out this story about A boy who drinks gasoline, where were his folks while he was doing this . See this story hear==  http://gizmodo.com/5319319/14+yo-boy-drinks-gasoline-to-be-like-optimus-prime

Writer's Block: Teen Time Machine

  • Jun. 12th, 2009 at 7:01 AM

If you could be a teenager living in any decade, which one would you choose?

Submitted By [info]twertle


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Oh its got to be the late 60s early 70s.  whooo  what  A happening time! 

;)  :)  {*v*}  :P  :D  Amber

St. Patrick's Day

  • Mar. 17th, 2009 at 1:44 PM

Faith and A great good happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you dear friends.

Shure and every body's Irish on St. Patty's Day, Have A good tall jar and think of me I know I will think of you all,,,,, Saaaaalute!!!!!

;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber   

Writer's Block: Animal Instinct

  • Feb. 18th, 2009 at 8:23 PM

What creature would you choose as your spirit animal?


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A sable Ferret !!!!!
 
;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber  

The Low King And The Faerie Dog

  • Jan. 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 AM

Hay frends     I be thinking you will enjoy this story, "The Low King And The Faerie Dog" by Michael Bergey        shurein it fair to put me in mind of Ladyfox it did. 
Check it out on Anthro,     http://anthrozine.com/?pw-a=4984&pw-ab=2477&pw-b=15998394    

Enjoy it all ye true belevers !!!!!! 

;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber 

Happy New Year

  • Dec. 31st, 2008 at 12:39 PM

A very  Happy New Year  every body  may it bring peace, love, good health, and joy to ever one!!!!!

 ;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL

  • Dec. 24th, 2008 at 8:25 AM

Have A wonderful time enjoy the holidays. Be well, be safe, and blessed be!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Roy Calbeck

  • Dec. 8th, 2008 at 6:09 AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear  Roy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you.

May the best be yours!!!!!

;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber

Happy Thanksgiving

  • Nov. 27th, 2008 at 9:35 AM

A most Happy Thanksgiving to every one!!!!!
And please don't forgit the less fortunate thay need our help even more this  holiday season. 
 ;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber

Important blather

  • Nov. 21st, 2008 at 7:23 AM


Dear Aisley

I
don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping Van and I saw you knock out my best friend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful i've felt. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about A new life as A clone .

Fudge off now,

;)  :)  {*v*}  :P  :D  Amber



XD!!!!! I tag anyone who wants to do this







RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag as meny  other people as you like, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___about ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping van
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fudg off now
France - In pain

Happy Birthday Kathryn/ Wild Welsh Witch

  • Nov. 21st, 2008 at 7:01 AM

Happy Birthday to you,, Happy Birthday to you,, Happy Birthday dear Kathryn Happy Birthday to you,,,,,, and A million more!!!!!

May all your wishes come true MAX HUGS Blessed Be.

;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber 

Wild Horse Kill

  • Nov. 17th, 2008 at 5:10 AM

Well they  (( The government )) Are about to do another Wild Horse Kill !
 In spite  of the fact that the wild horse population is not even any where near the number that their range can support.......The  swine are going to do A large kill of them.

This how the racket is being run they make A statement that to make shure  no horses starve in the future they will capture A number of them and keep them in pens. ( can you say fatten them up) 
Then after A bit they claim they are out of money to feed them (the horses) and so must dispose of them, they do this by selling them to meat plants in Mexico and dog food plants hear in the USA.  Then since the land is open they rent it to Cattle and sheep ranchers. 
Now I don't know if any money is going under the table or not but this whole racket stinks to high heaven and since the wild horses cant pay any money for the grazing rights that are theirs thanks to the wild horses act.
thay cant make any money from just letting them live in peace in the wild.

Please friends Call or E-Mail your Congress man or woman and ask them to let the Wild Horses go back to there ranges to live free and wild as it was intended. And Drop A note to President elect  Barack Obama and ask  his help in this wasteful nasty thing that keeps happening every year if it go's on there wont be any wild horses left for our children to see because of some greedy Bureaucrats who cant keep their fingers out of the pie.          

Had A thought about consequence's

  • Nov. 14th, 2008 at 10:30 AM

Friedrich Nietzche, the famous philosopher once said.,,,,,, "That which does not kill me makes me stronger."  being a  so so Nietzche fan,this is my own:,,,,,,,,,,"That which does not kill me better be able to run faster scared than I do mad."

Lawyer's Gun's and Money

  • Nov. 12th, 2008 at 2:40 PM


Lets all sing along now,  ah one and ah two and ah you  know what to do!!!!!!!
  ;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber

Writer's Block: A Little Light

  • Nov. 5th, 2008 at 3:26 AM

Now that the election is over, we can get to the important stuff. Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

Submitted By [info]vivichick


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Because the stuff in the Freezer for the most part don't try to get away when you open the door!!!!!
 ;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber

Nov. 1st, 2008

  • 11:09 AM

Wheeeeeee  A   happy and safe All Hallows Eve And Day to everyone !!!!!

;)   :)   {*v*}   :P   :D   Amber

Space Balls

  • Oct. 17th, 2008 at 10:11 AM



A-Ha

  • Oct. 7th, 2008 at 3:01 PM

The 80's did rock A funky tinny bit !!!!! (( SNIRCK ))
What-cha tink ????? ;) :) {*v*} :P :D Amber


Time for some campanignin

  • Sep. 29th, 2008 at 12:10 PM

Just A fun little thing te he . !!!!! ;) L) {*v*} :P :D Amber




Happy Birthday Kai San

  • Sep. 25th, 2008 at 10:46 PM

 
> Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Kai San,,,, Happy Birthday to you, and tuns more Max Hugs. ;) :) {*v*} :P :D Amber